Gun Control
©2015 Tom Arnold / Deadbeat Music

All right everybody
Here we go
It’s time to talk about
Gun Control
We’ll take a few minutes
We wanna be hip
It’s a subject that’s on
Everybody’s lips
Dat gun control
Gun Control

Last year in this country alone
87 murders from robbers in da home
From dis we know
Yo chance of getting hit
Is one in two hundred
Million thirty six
But remember bro, you just don’t know
And that’s why we have
Concealed weapon permits
Dat gun control
Gun control

All right everybody
Sound way coo’?
Now it’s time
To lay down da rules
I’ll give you the tools
For process and stuff
In just a few weeks
You be packin’ yo heat
And it’s legal!
So listen up

We sheep dogs
We guard the flock
We sheep dogs
We carry a Glock
We sheep dogs
Don’t bark a lot
But we keepin’ you safe
Wid gun control
Gun control
You say wad dat
Gun control
I tell you wad
Gun control
Gun control
It da people’s way
For keepin’ da peace

Get a county form
For concealed permits
Take a few classes
Shoot a few clips
Look at the instructors
Read their lips
Soon the pistol you packin’
Has papers!

Da cop who taught us
Was way beyond coo’
He showed us how
To bend da rules
Say we shoot an intruder
In da home
We know what to say
When da heat turned on

We sheep dogs
We guard the flock
We sheep dogs
We carry a Glock
We sheep dogs
Don’t bark a lot
But we keepin’ you safe
Wid gun control
Gun control
You say wad dat
Gun control
I tell you wad
Gun control
Gun control
It da people’s way
For keepin’ da peace

All right everybody
Time to wrap it up
Glad you got your permit
Hope you had fun
Now sooner or later
Someone out to get you
But when you be armed
Dey polite to you
Dat gun control
Gun control

Home owners who buy guns
To protect against an intruder
Will shoot themselves
Or get shot
50 times before they bag that intruder
But listen bro,
When you’re time has come
You wanna git dat one last shot
All right everybody
Sing along

We sheep dogs
We guard the flock
We sheep dogs
We carry a Glock
We sheep dogs
Don’t bark a lot
But we keepin’ you safe
Wid gun control
Gun control
You say wad dat
Gun control
I tell you wad
Gun control
Gun control
It da people’s way
For keepin’ da peace